Do you ever wish you could throw a football 150 yards at a time? Do you ever wish you could crochet an entire pair of pants? Are you scared of spiders? If you answered yes to all three, or none of these questions, then you might be a good candidate for a sex change.
Ever since the summer of 1994, sex changes have kind of been an anathema. People didn't talk about them; they didn't get them done. They did not write blogs about them -- and it was good that they didn't. You see, back in the summer of '94, they didn't know anything about sex changes -- you wouldn't want some uninformed college kid telling you about how/why you should/shouldn't change your sex! Times are different now (you do want some uninformed college kid to tell you about that stuff); these topics have been loosened up to the general public by the government.
Changing your sex is a BIG decision -- you don't want to dare someone to do this kind of thing. But how can you be sure that you want a sex change? How can you be sure that you haven't already had a sex change? I think the short answer to these questions -- like the short answer to a lot of questions one may ask oneself -- is: you don't want a sex change. Unless you just do a terribly pathetic job at being a boy, or a lousy and crummy job at being a girl, then it may be barely permissible to ponder the option. But even still, don't go there, girl and/or boy friend!
The long answer, I believe, is to follow these three simple and rhyming rules:
- Don't hate; appreciate
- Look both ways before crossing the street
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Nobody likes a hater -- not even other haters. But that doesn't stop people from hatin'. As Aristotle once said, "Haters gonna hate."
-- Interesting anecdote: Aristotle also said "Life is like a box of babies... you never know what you're going to get." --
Even though hating don't accomplish nothing, never, and, as a rule of thumb, only makes things worse, people continue to hate. From what I've seen, this is most likely because hating is easier than fixing. So from now on, when you find a problem -- something you don't like -- don't hate it; either fix your attitude about it, or make another solution. In this case, fix your attitude about it!
Look both ways before crossing the street:
Both genders have problems of their own -- it's not just you! It is true that some genders are better than others, but you will have a very difficult time finding the perfect gender. Your best bet is to stick with the gender that has already established itself in your life and make the best of it.Please, sex changes are gross!
Other important rules to follow:
- Hugs, not drugs (no pun intended)
- Don't eat things you found on the side of the road
- Please and thank you
- Don't talk to strangers
You'll never know!!!! (no pun intended)
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