Two cats walk up to each other. The first cat (Bo) gets all defensive and is like, "Hey, you, second and inferior feline, can't you see I'm walking here?" The second (but in no way inferior) cat (Ted Shundy) responds by lifting both front paws in the air in a "What-r-you-gunna-do-bout-it" manner. Bo interprets the body language as, "You're right; you may take the lead." And so the first cat rudely tail-whips the second cat and prances on down the road. Bo thought he had just won the confrontation, but little did he know that the second cat was not even a real cat. No, the second animal was actually a sheep in disguise -- a sheep in cats clothing! And the first (and only) cat was about to learn that you don't cross a sheep. Bo was about to learn life's 4th most important lesson: don't make a sheep angry unless you want to die.
After being humiliated by a cat, Ted Shundy (having no relation to Ted Bundy -- cough.. cough..famous.. wink.. serial.. ehheemmm... killer.. cough..) took a trip to his hidden and state of the art pasture. Along the way he had to make a couple of pit stops. First Ted went in to the local Wall-mart to buy some bananas and cream cheese.
The end
